The Curse of the Singles Table: A True Story of 1001 Nights Without Sex

Suzanne Schlosberg, a contributor to Sand in My Bra, is going on tour with her new book: THE CURSE of the SINGLES TABLE A True Story of 1001 Nights Without Sex She begins her book tour next week and will be reading in New York City, Washington D.C., Dallas, Los Angeles, Portland, and San Francisco (Marin). Here are the reviews that have come in so far. I can't wait to read it! If it's anything like her writing that I've already seen, it'll be very funny. Thoughts that popped into mind when I read the title: "I think that's longer than my biggest drought" "But, she's not ugly! What happened?" "Oh geez, I hope that doesn't happen to me. What's my count?!" "Damn, I want a website like that." It's true. I'm sorry, but every time I think of this book, I can't get the image of her website out of my head. I LOVE IT. It's ideal. Absolutely gorgeous and fun. Informative, attractive, and fast. The book cover is pretty cool, too, but I can't get enough of looking at her website. What were your first thoughts when you read the book title? Until you buy the book, you can read her first chapter online. Chapter 1: One Thousand Days Suzanne Schlosberg will also have a story in Whose Panties Are These? Suzanne Goes On Tour During June 2004 New York City Friday, June 4, 7 p.m. Borders Books 10 Columbus Circle 60th and Broadway (212) 823-9775 Featuring an introduction by the incomparable Liz Neporent, author and columnist. Washington, D.C. Sunday, June 6, 4 p.m. Olsson's Books 7647 Old Georgetown Road in Bethesda 2 blocks from Metro, on the Red Line at Bethesda (301) 652-3336 Dallas Wednesday, June 9, 7:30 p.m. Borders Books 10720 Preston Rd., Suite 1018 At the southeast corner of Preston Road at Royal Lane in the Preston Oaks Shopping Center (214) 363-1977 Los Angeles Tuesday, June 15, 7 p.m. Dutton's Brentwood Bookstore 11975 San Vicente Blvd. a few blocks west of Bundy (310) 476-6263 Featuring an introduction by the hilarious Liz Dolan of ABC Radio's Satellite Sisters. Los Angeles Wednesday, June 16, 7:30 p.m. Borders Books in Sherman Oaks 14651 Ventura Blvd. a few blocks west of Van Nuys Blvd. (818) 728-6593 Featuring an introduction by Lian Dolan of the Satellite Sisters. She's hilarious, too. Portland, Oregon Wednesday, June 23, 7:30 p.m. Powell's City of Books 1005 W. Burnside at the corner of 10th Ave and W. Burnside (503) 228-4651 San Francisco (Marin County) Saturday, June 26, 5 p.m. Book Passage 51 Tamal Vista Blvd. in Corte Madera at The Marketplace (415) 927-0960